The Lonely Planet Guide described Dotombori in Osaka in two ways. They said it was an example of “evolution: survival of the flashiest”, and also suggested that, if Lady Gaga was a city, this would be it. I think they got it right on both counts. As you can tell from the picture above, ‘flashy’ is an apt description.
But first, the process of getting there. I’ve not found Osaka as easy to navigate as Tokyo, but maybe that’s just my unfamiliarity. I stumbled upon the extraordinary Namba Walk from Namba Station that seems to go for miles (well, at least hundreds of metres!), and needs its own map to navigate. The walk comprises shops and shops and shops and restaurants and shops and restaurants … and lots of people going to and from train stations or to eat and drink and shop. (This picture is unusually empty)

I was greatly surprised to see a few familiar paintings on the wall (reproductions, of course), and only then noticed that I was in the Chicago Gallery in Namba Walk, with reproductions from the Art Institute of Chicago, one of my favourite museums. (Click on the pictures to see them in full).
There are other walking arcades around the area, too, with wonderful high ceilings, as typical Japanese ‘shopping streets’ often seem to have. And lots of signs! More and more shops and signs and people and unusually (for Japan) noisy.
Many of the little side streets off the walking arcades look OTT as well, such as these examples with their signs and lavish use of electrical cables.
But Dotomobori Arcade itself, a hundred metres or so of street, was completely over the top – a riot of restaurants, bars, shops, etc all competing (very loudly) for customers with spruikers everywhere and advertising banners like I’ve not seen elsewhere.
If you’re not some sort of showman, you’ll not survive here long in business, as the LP suggested, encouraging flashiness. Lots of the advertising actually moves, too! The crab legs, for example. The Fugu fish are a particular Japanese specialty and prominent in advertising; I’ve not tried them, but I think they can be poisonous if you’re not careful. (I’m careful.)
Behind the arcade is a small canal, and it looks a bit quieter and more refined (until you look up!)
At night, the lights come on and it looks like sideshow alley, with lots of neon lighting everywhere. It felt completely safe, however.
In the middle of all the madness, however, there is a little Japanese Temple, Hozen-ji, which seemed to be a slight relief from the mayhem around it:
Just in case you thought that everything in Japan is peaceful, quiet and restful; if you have such an illusion, come to Dotombori.
Unforgettable.



